Golf

A sport which is mainly played by skinny privileged white boys who have severe nicotine addictions, low IQs, and are unathletic in every other sport. However, it is occasionally filled with handsome respectable boys who are simply forced by the boomers in their family to participate in the snooze fest of a sport.

“Didn’t you hear? He plays golf.”
“ Oh shit. Looks like he’s got a 99% chance of being an entitled asshole and a 1% chance of being perfect. Guess i’ll Hope for the 1%.”

by sheratesdogs January 10, 2020

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karma golf

The practice of intentionally losing karma in TTT and its derivatives because in golf, a lower score is better

1: GET BANNED AND TAKE THE L
2: I was just playing karma golf

by NerdAnnihilator May 12, 2021

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Golfing

When you're about to smash but your balls stink so you wash your balls and tee before sticking it in her hole.

Had to go golfing so she wasn't repulsed.

by TheCuteness March 15, 2020

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goth golf

Goth golfing

Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars

Mate: “finally found 18 goths, fancy a round of goth golf”

Mate 2: “aye keemon”

by Goth golfer September 3, 2023

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United Golf Team

The best golf team in the entire Monmouth area, led by a team of sexy men.

Person 1: Bro I heard the United Golf Team is insane this year.

Person 2 : Yeah, and I heard the team members are extremely sexy.

by LightingMcQueenNeedsPotassium October 29, 2021

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Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.

"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"

by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011

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