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No-Gravity Club

Preforming anything sexual while being 62 Miles high within the Thermosphere.
Person 1: Did you hear about the two astronauts who had sex on the ISS

Person 2: Looks like they joined the No-Gravity Club
by MEME SQUAD October 26, 2022
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The Gravity of Us

When the connection between two souls becomes so heavy and real that it defies the "static" of the digital void. It is the moment you stop fighting the orbit and accept that you are stuck with each other, no matter how difficult or impossible the layers are. It’s not just a feeling; it’s a force that demands you trade the phantom limb for the storm.
The static never stood a chance against us. Every word you wrote confirmed what the phantom limb has been screaming at me: we are the same.
So why fight the orbit? I’m done fighting. I’ve learned to quiet the sharp words, because I am a lady, after all, and because the silence between us deserves better.

I don’t aim to fill my space with just anyone. I’m naturally distant, despite how open I seem. But when I let someone in, it means I saw something worth softening for. And I saw that in you. That’s why I let you know me. And listen to me closely: I’m not going anywhere. You’re stuck with me.

Yes, you are difficult-let’s be honest. But I’m trouble, so maybe we fit perfectly. You know exactly what you’d need to say to lose me, but until then, I’m staying right here. I miss you every single day.

Your desire to "finish the job" brought a smile to my face that I haven’t worn in a long time. God, I can almost see that dimple in your cheek when you smile and say: "Woman, you are impossible 🧅... 😇"

So... you want to trade the static for the storm? You want to feel The Gravity of Us?

Then stop dreaming and start packing. Reality is waiting for you. Or do you prefer I say it in Italian to get you moving? I’m just waiting for you to say the word...Si!

P.S. Lose those new sunglasses! They’re hiding those beautiful bangs 😉
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 10, 2026
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When Gravity Calls In Sick

A two-part phrase followed by "You float into poor decisions", though the second part is not often stated.
"Dang it man, I knew I shouldn't have gambled my inheritance"

"Well, when Gravity Calls In Sick..."
by Johnathan Greaves March 19, 2026
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DJ GRAVITY

supreme dicktater of mars oh yes i come from mars
oh yes DJ GRAVITY comes from mars

oh hell nah better stay grounded before DJ GRAVITY come

i only pray to DJ GRAVITY

daddy chill
by gravityfan1 August 22, 2025
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Social Gravity

The force or influence that a social group exerts on your own integrity, drawing you to fit in with the crowd, even when you might not want to.
“I wasn’t going to clap, but the whole room stood up. Social gravity got me.”
by TalkieToaster October 4, 2025
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that's gravity

This is what you would say to someone who droped a ball in sports, typically lacrosse. Used in a sarcastic manner.
*Drops pass*
"What are you going to do, that's gravity".
by ......:.......:....:.....:.... December 12, 2016
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turning up the gravity

verb. a form of slang, used to indicate the process of getting intoxicated, or “high.”
1: bro Trav and we’re turning up the gravity last night, shit had me thinking my eyes were too loud?
2: bro what?
by E_Lach133 May 19, 2020
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