Garrett

A cheeki fookin coon

"He just told me to shove a massive Bambi splinter in my urethra, fucking Garretts"

by A Fucking Cunt December 9, 2016

Garrite

is usally a guy who is in love with only one girl and can be seen anywhere a chicken fight is.

garrite is with his girlfriend at the chicken fight

by happyhappy1029384756 May 26, 2008

Garritt Hardenburgh

Garritt Hardenburgh is so hot , he will do anything to get a girl , he gets a girl every year , he has a lot of friends and they want to be just like him , he is perfect in every way.

oh my gosh I want to be (Garritt Hardenburgh) so bad. he always has a girl and i don't.

by derkwithdank June 25, 2017

garritsen

known professionally as Martin Garrix, is a Dutch disc jockey who was ranked number one on DJ Mag's Top 100 DJs list for three consecutive years—2016, 2017, and 2018. He is also an electronic music producer.

p1 “who is garritsen?”
p2 “dutch dj that makes a perfect song”
p3 “you mean martin garrix?”

by martingrrix November 22, 2021

garriTech

A techie that loves garri

So Abiodun-Onajobi Treasure is garriTech

by anonymous December 26, 2023

Jacob Garrity

Lancky muppet with 8 finger at his left knee.

Chav 1: your such a Jacob Garrity
Chav 2: nah lad im leng

by Big_Boi_Karol May 9, 2021

Malcom Garritty

A fat fuck. Often mistaken for huge animals such a whale or a hippopotamus. His diet consists of junk food and zero veggies. The floor shakes like an earthquake with each step he takes. Malcom Garritty is fat.

Is that an elephant. No it's Malcom Garritty

by anonymous June 6, 2022