Four Finger Monkey Grip

the act of using the index and middle finger of each hand inserted into your partners asshole and to spread it apart so you can easily insert your dick after haucking a large lugie into it.

last night i had to use the four finger monkey grip on sara to get my chubby in because she was so tight.

by G.O.OPS November 7, 2010

grins and giggles

For fun. Can be sarcastic.

"Why are you wearing that awful looking hat?"
"For grins and giggles."

by tahondi January 6, 2009

Slibo Grippe

Originally a aerosol product used for providing a non-slip surface for elements of male genitalia, it is now available as a cream for applying to slippery politicians.

that weasely George Bush could drown in Slibo Grippe and still slip into a second term...

by poodlewrestler March 12, 2004

The Grigsby

A mixed drink cocktail consisting of virgin prune juice and inexpensive whiskey, often garnished with Fiber One bars or Uncle Sam cereal. While offering the health benefits of the Chinese summer drink "suanmeitang," The Grigsby is rivaled only by the Bloody Mary as the most popular mixed drink served during breakfast.

Recipe:
-1 part whiskey or bourbon (the cheaper, the better)
-2 parts prune juice
-coarsely ground high-fiber cereal for garnishing

"Dude, I got so drunk last night, I binged on, like, an entire cheese wheel. Now I'm feeling a little bound up. I need The Grigsby to put me right so I can TAKE a Grigsby."

by austicoatk September 29, 2011

That's a grip

That's a distance from me to you in a car

That's a grip just to come swoop

by Chrissycat18 December 3, 2016

Shits And Grins

To do something for know reason than to have a laugh.

Jo: lets go and see that new film.

Jake: why?!, its crap.

Jo: Just for Shits and Grins.

by Harrison90 October 1, 2006

Griese

adj. Heavily inebriated. Publicly intoxicated. Drunk. Inconsistent.

I was totally Griese after those 25 beers last night.

by JH March 12, 2003