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"Man tha creep just ghosted me so hard"
Ghosted by Maverick244 January 11, 2017

Ghost Adventurers 

A Travel Channel television program about ghost-hunting that is a complete fraud led by a guy named Zak, who behaves like a high school cheerleader. A sorry excuse for evidence accompanied by unintentionally comedic moments where an "investigator" obviously fabricates evidence and/or experiences.

To enthusiastically commit a public fraud amidst self-absorbed douchbaggery.
Viewer 1: Did you see that Ghost Adventurers special on Halloween eve?
Viwerer 2: I did and I will never get those 7 hours back.
Viewer 1: I still don't get it, how does something fail so miserably?
Viewer 2: It's easy - you place everything in the hands of amateurs who are simply giggly about getting air time. It's no different than the old public TV programs featuring high school kids.

The Ghost Adventurers on the Travel Channel remind me of George W. Bush leading us into the Iraq War. What a fraudulent collection of self-absorbed douchbaggery!
Ghost Adventurers by Fraud Exposer November 2, 2009

ghost blowjob

n.
1.The act of covert fellatio. Sometimes given in surprise, but never seen.

Synonyms: stealth bj, You don't see snake, Undercover Lover, camouflage cock suck

2.Fellatio delivered by a departed spirit or otherworldly entity. Not limited to ghosts, but also spiritual beings, deities, and even interdimensional beings and astrally-projected souls. Ghost BJs are prized and sought after for the seamless penetration of an incorporeal mouth and head,and the tingling sensation that immaterial matter and spiritual energy (as well a good sucking) gives the recipient's penis. Rarely ever discreet, because they are unbelievably good.
1.Kayla/Kevin gave me a JAWESOME ghost blowjob under the table during our dinner date.

2.Male: GHOST BLOWJOB! WOO WOO WOOOO!
Ghost:Do you have to yell that every time?
ghost blowjob by Scallion March 6, 2009

Ghost Text

The unsent response text after you ask a person a question that they don't want to answer. You have been texting back and forth for a while then you ask a question that the person wants to avoid i.e. Wanna hang out?, What are you doing tonight? We should go get a drink... Do you like me? The ghost text is only official if the person either responds to the next question you ask (ignoring the original) or if they text you back the next day acting like they never received it.
Me: Hey what's up
Girl: Nothing, u?
Me: Nothing much just got off of work
Girl: Cool, how was your day?
Me: Good, I just want to get wasted.... What are you doing tonight?
Girl: (no response) <---Ghost Text
Me: So did you have a good week.
Girl: Yea, it was long though...
Ghost Text by TexasT505 November 19, 2011

Ghost-Bust a Nut 

The art of a faked male orgasm. Pretending to ejaculate. When you grow weary of having intercourse with a female you may "ghost bust a nut" to end the experience.
Rodney: So...I got drunk and hooked up with this girl last night
Maurice: Really dude? Nice!
Rodney: Nah man, not nice! This chick was gross! When I finally sobered up I had to ghost-bust a nut and got out of there!

ghost riding the whip 

Getting out of a car to walk along side while the car rolls in neutral.
Don't go ghost riding the whip near any hills