fucktard

A person who likes to fuck retards.

The employee at the mental hospital is a fucktard.

by MzSwan6969 July 6, 2009

Fucktard

A cross between a fuckup and a retard.

God, he's such a fucktard!

by AlleyKat October 6, 2009

Fucktard

to be a fucktard is to do something incredibly dumb.

1.After Jessias broke up with the hottest girl Angela everyone ruled her out to be a fucktard.
2. - Africa is a continent?

- yes you fucktard.

by YuyuyuYummy July 10, 2009

Fucktard

a term for a person who is a so much of a dumbass that they redefine the word "dumbass"

a: look! i found a piece of pizza in my couch!
b: you better not eat it
a: *eats it*
b:you are such a fucktard

by METALLICA123 January 3, 2011

Fucktard

Person who is a Fucking Retard.

ie. I am really getting sick and tired of Tom Cruise. He really is such a Fucktard.

by Dwainzd1 May 25, 2011

fucktard

1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.

“Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise IMMEDIATELY!”

by mattyt_is@ August 24, 2009

fucktard

A candidate for a Darwin Award. Someone who is not only prone to acts of pitiful and incomprehensible stupidity, but one who, simply through the process of breathing, makes the average person feel disillusioned and utterly hopeless.

This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.

Booby hatch inmates, State School residents, Congress, most retail clerks, outsourced tech support operators are all fucktards. Anyone who sees a fucktard and is overcome by sympathy at the sight of such obvious human debris is a fucktard.

by mostlytheycomeatnightmostly February 24, 2011