Fried Chicken

A superior method of preparing chicken for consumption. Commonly associated with bad health.

Girl: "I don't eat fried chicken, it makes me greasy and icky feeling and it's bad for my heart!!!"

Me: "Because of your overactive hormones you are naturally greasy as fuck. Fried chicken doesn't contribute to this, you just don't know how to eat food properly. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm heading to my grandmother's house for some home made fried chicken."

by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

Five Knuckle Plug

Achieving a full hand fisting of your partner's anus of or vagina. Requires patience and lots of lube and very pleasurable gaping.

It took over an hour but I finally did the Five Knuckle Plug on her ass. That baby gaped for 10 minutes before it snapped back shut.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

five minute friend

That one person that’s good as a friend for five minutes until you realize they’re annoying as hell. You’re friends with them more out of obligation and classroom necessity than out of free will.

Yo Kryslin was cool at first until I realized she was actually a try hard and a five minute friend.

by kalesorcererlawn October 4, 2019

Deep-fried won-ton

An Asian girl who exclusively dates black men.

Damn, first Jamal, then Nathan, now Martin. That Kimiko is one deep-fried won-ton.

by Piancer October 17, 2007

Policy Five Way

A five way group sex position with four guys and one girl. One guy lays down on his back, and the girl lays face up on top of him and he puts his penis in her ass hole. The next guy kneels and puts his penis in her vagina. The third guy straddles the girls chest, and thrusts her tits. (ample breasts are a must) The fourth and final guy puts his penis in the girl's mouth. Somewhat of a tricky position to master.

"Dude, if you bring Matt, I'll bring Steve and we'll Policy Five Way that bitch."

"Oh I would fuck all four of them... Policy Five Way?"

by Gravelbeast August 24, 2009

jew five

Getting a high five from a Jewish person, but in a strictly non-racist way. Like when two black people who are friends jokingly call each other the n-word.

"Hey Jacob, i've missed you. Jew five."

by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

high five psych

To fool someone in thinking that what they thought of, said, or did was cool. Enticing them with a high five, than retracting said high five.

After said retraction of sarcastic high five with accompanying "PSYCH!" it is customary to say, "I just high five psyched you!"

twitard: Dude, I totally saw that new twilight movie! it was awesome!

Smart Guy V: Really? Cool! High five! (raises hand to initiate high five) ... PSYCH! Twilight sucks! I just high five psyched you!

by Smart Guy V July 25, 2010