French Hillbilly

A person who travels to a country with alternate laws; enabling them to go down on their cousin

Johnson went on a family vacation to Eswatini with his hot cousin. Johnson is a French hillbilly.

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022

Jenny French

One salon manicured pinkie fingernail (most often the user's preferred hand) maintained by the individual exclusively for purposes of cocaine use.

Ex 1. "I don't get a full set girl, just a 'Jenny French' on my right hand."
Ex 2. All of her nails were broken off except that Jenny French.

by Sniffbug March 18, 2022

French mamas

In any story that involves three female characters which are considered to equally be mothers to one or a number of characters, where the trio of mothers each associated with the colors;

Blue representing the mother with wisdom like that of a perfect noble,
White representing the mother with support and forgiveness like that of the religious/God/Clergy, and
Red representing the mother most willing to help before anyone else, mostly through action showing the fierceness of her love towards the trio of children like that of a raging fire or blood.

In unison the trio strives for the goodwill of their children; similar to how the french nation was said to be established for the goodwill of the french people (French Revolution of 1789).

Roxy, Sylphiette, and Eris are such perfect french mamas with their personalities alongside each one's hair color being blue, white and red respectively that it's not uncanny at all that their story is the reason this article even exists.

by 5aturnius February 11, 2022

French frey

This girl stinks of poo poo and makes giz boob get sad sad, she is very funny and beautiful! Her name originates from the french fries McDonald’s sell

Come here french frey

by Daddy finger June 18, 2021

french cigar

When you open your mouth and seal it around another person's butthole and then they proceed to fart in your mouth.

I puffed a french cigar last night with my girl.

by Salvo October 19, 2007

French handshake

An act of shaking someone's hand with the right hand and squeezing their balls with the left

The French are always fond of giving a French handshake to the United States

by David Tsal November 20, 2004

French Postcards

Postcard sized photographs or printed images of nudes published in the latter 19th century. Many came from the French magazine La Beaute that published 75 monthly poses for artists. They were not literally postcards as they were illegal to mail

Gary:What are those billy?

Billy:What is what?

Gary:Those mini nude pics.

Billy:Those are French Postcards.

by The King_50 April 4, 2009