Do a Ford

To fall down a set of stairs.
To humiliate oneself in a public setting.
To bumble.

Gerlad Ford fell down the steps of Air Force One! He just did a Ford!

I might do a Ford and forget to wear clothes in front of my Mother-In-Law.

by Tyburn January 2, 2008

Colt Ford

The most awesome country rapper there is today!! Colt Ford is a former professional golfer raised near Athens, Ga. He grew up listening to country music, and his first concert was a double bill of Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers in Georgia. He eventually gravitated towards R&B and hip-hop and made his musical debut in high school writing a rap for a friend. He found that writing came easy to him and began working with producer Jermaine Dupri and other developing hip-hop artists. His diverse co-writing credentials include country music songwriter Jamey Johnson, songwriter-guitarist Jeremy Popoff of the alt-rock band Lit and hip-hop writer Attitude. Other musical contributions include country artist John Michael Montgomery and country music duo Montgomery Gentry, hip-hop artists Bone Crusher and Sunny Ledfurd and No Doubt's Adrian Young. He also wrote the theme song, "Buck 'Em," for the Professional Bull Riders organization. He is expected to release a new album in 2008.

Colt Ford Songs include Mud Digger, and
01. Ride Through the Country

02. Mr. Goodtime

03. No Trash in My Tralier

04. Cold Beer

05. Never Thought

06. Saddle Up

07. Waffle House

08. Twisted

09. Tailgate audio

10. Dirt Road Anthem

11. Good God O Mighty

12. Like Me

13. Gangsta of Love

14. I Can't Sing

by Feefeethaflee June 29, 2009

Foid

A hemorrhoid with many folds
Foids (Plural)

Hemorrhoids Folds

I developed severe foids after shoving a cucumber up my ass for week.

by Supsloot August 10, 2020

Tom Ford

Perhaps America's most recognized fashion designer, Tom Ford is best known for his time spent at Gucci. Prior to Ford joining, the House of Gucci was about to fall, until this genius came along and gave it a spectactular revival. Ford left Gucci in 2004, leaving it, once again, amongst the most prestigious design houses in the world. Many believe Tom has an obsession with sex in his designs--his time at Gucci suggesting this to be very true.

"Tom Ford is a fashion God."

"Yes, and if it wasn't for him, Hollywood celebrities might not still be carrying their favourite Gucci handbags."

by oh no she didn't! September 1, 2005

Farid

super kind and nice! a real gentleman

person 1: hey farid was so nice yesterday!
person 2:well he is always nice!

by anonymous282736 February 9, 2021

South Florida

An area inhabited by people mostly from the North-East. People born down here can't stand the snow bird (tourists) and people from the NE (ESPECIALLY THE NEW YORKERS!) Generally a pretty interesting place to live as there are many different cultures to explore. Aside from the native South Floridians and people from the NE, many people come from numerous Carribean islands. Since the 1970's, it seems like half the population of Haiti as moved here in an attempt to escape from hell on earth. Besides all the various cultures, South Florida is well known for its exciting night life. From West Palm Beach down the the Florida Keys, any night can be filled with fun. Miami is the largest city, however, one can see that from northern Palm Beach to the southern border of the state is essentsially one giant city. Problems include horrific housing pricing and rampant crime. It is generally not a very pleasant place to live, and many tourist do not seem to understand this. Also, although Florida is called the sunshine state, it is the victim of often horrific weather. Since South Florida can be classified as tropical or sub-tropical, it receives almost daily thunderstorms during the summer, as this is "the wet season" (winter is the "dry" season). Florida as a whole is often the target of hurricanes, most notable in 2004 when over 3 major hurricanes striked within weeks of eachother. Related to that, South Florida was also hit by hurricane Katrina, though it was much weaker then before it hit New Orleans. The most recent destructive hurricane was Andrew, which caused over 2 Billions in damages. South Florida has a small season change. The leaves are always green, and the main change is that the temperature drops a few degrees from November to March, basically giving South Florida only two seasons, Summer and Fall. All in all, there is much money to be made in the area, if you can deal with its numerous problems year round.

I have lived in South Florida here all my life, and im not the only one who agrees with all this!

by South East Florida Native July 30, 2009

Harrison Ford

The man whose children I want to have.

I am going to marry Harrison Ford and get rid of the waste of human flesh known as Calista Flockhart.

by Mrs. Harrison Ford February 21, 2009