Firing off the skin pistol

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.

1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?

by zachary_MIDWE$T April 20, 2009

fishing frenzy

An overwhelming desire to go fishing which takes over the fisherman after a long period of fishing abstinence. It is not known why this condition settles in, but it is known that it is best to avoid a person in a fishing frenzy.

-"Hey Mike! Wanna' go grab a hot dog?"
-" Don't bother him man! He's in a fishing frenzy since yesterday!"

by TenHands February 25, 2011

Fishing Willie

A torture method in which fishing line is wrapped around the head of a man's penis and pulled up until the head of the penis peels off with the fishing line.

I'm going to Fishing Willie your first born son

by Channman February 27, 2017

low fiving

doodling yourself. jerking it. solo dolo. fiddler on the roofie. party of one. masturbating, son.

Nichole couldn't come to the door because she was too busy low fiving.

typical.

by jb is awesome November 15, 2011

white fisting

The act of ejaculating on your hand and then punching someone with said hand.

(2)putting crazy glue on someone's fist and sticking to there face and or genitals.

Bro1:dude did you see me white fisting Bronson's face last night?

Bro2:naw but did you use glue or cum?

Bro1:my cum bro you know how I role .

Bro2: aw man I wish I his his face when you white fisted him.

Bro1:Man I love whiting fisting especially when it's to assholes.

by GremlinsGastLighter69 October 11, 2015

fish fisting

grabbing a fish and violently fisting it through the mouth until your hand pokes out the end. From there you use it as a sex toy. From there you drink the cum out of it and say "mmm tastes fishy".

Yo ,did you have fun fish fisting last night?

by IFuckedYourDad January 11, 2017

oral fisting

When you loob up yo hand and stick it in your mouth or your significant other.

“Are you ready to taste the lube during he oral fisting?”

by Dryking January 24, 2018