Fish Fuckers

Where one of your mates goes fishing and tries to get one off with a fish.

"Oi Kevin, you know Harold yea, he is one of them Fish fuckers."

by Child abuse January 19, 2019

Fish Piss

Fish Piss™ is a beverage produced by the company Lotium Urina™ inc. Only the wealthiest of people can afford Fish Piss™. Fish Piss™ can be bought with Fish Testicles™, Fish Titties™, and Fish Eggs™. You can drink it with your mouth or with a Tapeworm Straw™. If a poor person is given Fish Testicle Filled Fish Piss™ it is to gently refrigerate their insides for us (Jesus and his fellow Fish Piss™ drinkers) to enjoy with our Fish Piss.

"Hello, poor person. How are your insides I want them I'm cumming."
or
"mmmm yes... Fish Piss™ in my gently refrigerated insides..."

by Lotium Urina™ inc. August 10, 2020

Tony the Fish

Tony is the first fish with feet, according to educated comedien Tim Minchin, he was the first fish to grow feet , making him the beginning of evolution.

hey u heard of tony the fish??

hell , yeah he was the beginnig of evolution.

by MissPurpleRose June 23, 2010

Dead Fish

A condition while having sex in the missionary position that the female on bottom will just lay there like a dead lifeless fish.

Girl's thoughts as a dead fish while having sex..... " Do I need anything from the store today?" "I need to pick up my drycleaning" "God...is he done yet?"..."We really should paint the ceiling"

Guys thoughts while having sex with a Dead fish... "'I am the shit" " I am fucking her so hard she can't move" "Look at her eyes, she can't even look at me I am such a stud" "fuck yea...I rock"

by J & R Cock May 13, 2005

New Fish

A newcomer to something such as a person who spends their first night in jail or then new kid on the block. Many new fish get made fun of by people who are more experienced then them.

Vin: Yo you see that freshman Jenny in our school, shes pretty hot.

Dave: Come on neighbor, shes a new fish.

by john nemeth 54 November 6, 2008

Fish Custard

The only food that the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.

Let's eat some fish custard during our Doctor Who marathon!

by heyitsyouknowwho November 29, 2011

Ninja Fish

Someone who is very sneaky, like a ninja, yet smooth, like a fish swimming

An actual fish wearing ninja clothes, usually a goldfish.

"Oh man, you snuck up on me, like a ninja fish!"

"Tony:Why did you dress up you goldfish in ninja clothes-its gonna die.
Danny: Yea but i own a ninja fish"

by Danny915 January 13, 2009