flesh falchion

A penis. The male sex organ. Refers to a large type of sword weilded by great warriors.

The warrior conquered her with his flesh falchion and made her eat a brownie

by Anonymous November 28, 2002

Gutter Filth

A term used to describe a ridiculously good looking female. Can be split down to just gutter or have words that ryhme with gutter added at the beginning, such as utter gutter filth. Normally used to describe a chick who looks as good as she does dirty and that any time spent in bed with her would be gutter filth.

"Hey Dom, have you seen that gutter filth chick over there?"

"Yeah Rou, she is utter gutter filth!"

by Rou Chater July 16, 2008

Felch

According to a professor I had, it is an act which was done by some religion (I am not going to say which!) where the head holy man ritualistically sacrifices a virgin girl, then leaves the body out and the inards begin to decompose. once they are decomposed enough, they took the body out and have a ceremony where the head holy man would place his mouth over the dead girl's vagina, and his assistant would then stomp on her belly, forcing the rotten and decomposing innards out through the opening and into the holy man's mouth, and he then swallows them. supposedly the rotten innards would affect the holy man's health, and put him in a fever, where he would recieve visions (because he is halucinating) sent by their god and it would predict the future of the kingdom for the next year. i do not know if it is real, but my professor swore it was

is an example really necessary?

by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

cradle of filth

Marilyn Manson with double-bass.

That explains them.

by wow cradle of filth is gay July 9, 2003

felchin

during the act of gay sexual inetercourse,a piece of bacon is placed down ones throat to aid the tightening of the anal sphincter, thus an overall more intense orgasm is achieved.

as above.

by sex feind May 26, 2003

felcher

(n) One who felches. By definition must be male, or at least have masculine genitalia.
(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.

(n) Everytime I kiss Ramon, I am reminded that he is a felcher
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?

by Matt May 1, 2003

shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco

1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

That is a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009