is a guy who constantly changes his Facebook status, usually via cell or an application like Twitter. This is usually in a self-deluded attempt to convince himself that people care what he is doing at all times.
Some common characteristics of many Facebook Tools' profiles:
-interests may include a specific light beer, gaming, "rocking out," etc
-favorite music is often classic rock, light rock, or "anything but country"
-his photos often include ridiculous hand gestures as his signature. If in a frat, this is the hand gesture associated with the frat.
Some common characteristics of many Facebook Tools' profiles:
-interests may include a specific light beer, gaming, "rocking out," etc
-favorite music is often classic rock, light rock, or "anything but country"
-his photos often include ridiculous hand gestures as his signature. If in a frat, this is the hand gesture associated with the frat.
"Gah, I can't look at my newsfeed without <Enter facebook tool's name> popping up with another status change! Who cares that he went to Starbucks for the 4th time today?"
OR:
Said to self: "Oh, really, <Enter facebook tool's name>, you don't feel good after a night of heavy drinking? Who knew???"
OR:
Said to self: "Oh, really, <Enter facebook tool's name>, you don't feel good after a night of heavy drinking? Who knew???"
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A place where people who never talk to you in real life add you so that they will have more "virtual" friends.
It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.
It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.
Dave: wtf? how does she have 2000 facebook friends, she doesn't even have any real life friends
Mary: I'm going straight home to upload these photos to my facebook. I'm soooo cool!
Mary: I'm going straight home to upload these photos to my facebook. I'm soooo cool!
by Julian isgay October 28, 2008
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Get the facebook mug.Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.
Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.
Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.
Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.
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