50 facts about women

A stereotypical list of things women do. Girls can get offended by it, but it's for entertainment. As long as people don't actually believe everything that's written on it, then it's not a big deal. We say that all men care about is sex all the time, so as far as I'm concerned then they can stereotype us, too. It's only fair.

Karen was in a righteous fury after reading the 50 facts about women, until she realized that no one who matters actually believes it.

by MissTipper September 24, 2005

Kennedy Factor

In the political realm, an aspect of a candidate that will cost them votes no matter how they spin the situation. This is factually based on the Election of 1960 where John F. Kennedys's religion cost him votes. A woman running for president would have such a factor attached.

John F. Kennedy was a practicing Catholic and the first such Catholic running for president. Due to this fact of his religion, it cost him votes in the election. A number of Nixon votes were for the most part Anti-Kennedy, not Pro-Nixon. Since that time, such an unavoidable factor against a candidate was referred to as a Kennedy Factor.

by Ironbrand January 23, 2007

spaghetti factory

Italian mom who has shit out about 10 kids...coincidentally all named "Antony"

Look at old lady Moretti, she was a spaghetti factory if I ever saw one.

by Angelo D August 26, 2008

East Lansing Diploma Factory

1. AKA Michigan State University - an 'institution' of
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.

After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF !

by Smarter Than Sparty (But Is That REALLY Worth Bragging About? Who Isn't?) June 15, 2008

50 facts about men

A list which pretty much any woman on urban dictionary will click on and read to find more about us and our weaknesses,
either after or before she reads 50 facts about women.

Come on do you honestly think it's gonna be that easy to find what our weaknesses are simply by clicking 50 facts about men?

by oatmealeater October 14, 2011

Alternative Facts

(Phrase)
Definition: Things I want to be true
Synonym: Truthful Lies

Alternative facts have been brought forward today which show that death is good for your health.

by Censored Historian January 25, 2017

Dana White factor

The element of a UFC fight that explains many of the turn of events refs have over a fight. Why some fighters may all of a suddenly be stood up from the ground, early stoppage or how even Dana's favorite fighters may be given the win by decision when they were clearly the loser.

1: Jay- "Dude, how'd Forrest get that win over Rampage?"

John- "It was clearly the Dana White factor"

2: I no longer bet on UFC because of the Dana White factor, it's totally fucked up this sport.

3: Why Fedor won't fight in the UFC

by ManuJedi June 8, 2009