French curry

Sex act in which you kiss someone right after they've rimmed you and taste your shit from their tongue.

Just had a bit of French curry, it was spicy!

by ShadyDX December 5, 2017

French press

A press-up (Am. push-up) done on one's knees.

Joe couldn't do 25 full press-ups so after 21 he dropped to his knees and did 4 more French presses

by Tazza June 9, 2020

French Paddle

Much like the dutch rudder, the french paddle is a female mutual masturbatory technique where each participant forms a paddle shape with her right hand, leaving a limp wrist. Each participant then grabs the others right forearm, shakes vigorously slapping her own femenine region.

Yo, I saw these two totally hot chicks before. I wonder if they go home and french paddle each other

by 43-53 August 9, 2012

The French Attention

In customer service when a customer is being unreasonable and asking for unnecessary accommodations despite the service they have been getting is beyond satisfactory, so the customer service staff will pretend to make the extra accommodations to please the ungrateful fucksticks. This works 100% of the time because these customers are attention seeking and lack a grip on reality, therefore they unable to actually determine the quality of service they are receiving.

“The Karen on table 4 is complaining her Chicken Parm doesn’t have enough chicken.”
“ Give her The French Attention. Based on her haircut I doubt she has any ability to recognize objective quality.”

by waffleman95 March 2, 2021

french cigar

When you open your mouth and seal it around another person's butthole and then they proceed to fart in your mouth.

I puffed a french cigar last night with my girl.

by Salvo October 19, 2007

French handshake

An act of shaking someone's hand with the right hand and squeezing their balls with the left

The French are always fond of giving a French handshake to the United States

by David Tsal November 20, 2004

french sticks

When whiping your ass with toilet paper, it's the bits of toilet paper which get rolled up like a rolling pin and fall onto the floor.

Like a french bread stick..

Jason to housemate: "Mate, you left french sticks all over the toilet floor again, you fuck"

by teh_internet June 21, 2012