Freedom Units

The standard for weights and measures used in the United States

The only measurement system to put a man on the moon

Guy: Did you see The Fat Electrician's new YouTube video?

Chick: The one about NASA and the metric system?

Guy: Yeah! Wasn't it funny?

Chick: Fuckin Merica! (Flashes her tits, Bald Eagle flies by, Team America song plays on P.A. system)

Guy: (Measures her tits in freedom units, not metric)

by Racefueler August 19, 2022

Thick Freedom

The thickest thing since thicki- minaj, he is also a YouTuber who has 135,000 subs as of today,

Guy: Dayum girl u thick
Other Guy: Not as thick as thick freedom
ThickFreedom: Other Guy, you're right!

by Matt Formisano May 30, 2017

freedomination

1. n. Of, or pertaining to, that which is open ended & over; closing. 2. n. A(n) oxymoronic/paradox interface(s)...

Beings of intelligence believing in a choiceless choice select from the freedomination options afforded them.

by Hu Men I's January 29, 2005

Freedom of speech

Something YouTube doesn't believe in as they delete comments which go against their communist, marxist and SJW agenda.

I just dissed Communist China and my comment got deleted after 18 seconds of posting. So much for freedom of speech. 🙄

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021

Freedom of speech

That thing conservatives pretend to care about when you ask them to please stop harassing minorities to the point of suicide.

*conservative is blocked on social media*
conservative: BUT MAH FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!

by meep5010 April 26, 2022

freedom lover

A new locution for "French lover," that is, someone who likes to perform cunnilingus. Similar to "freedom fries."

He may be a Republican, but he's no freedom lover, honey!

by Viv La Liberte February 15, 2005

freedom of speech

A Supposid right that for 160 years served as a ket component of the New Zealand democracy until it was robbed by that common bloodstained criminal hlene clark in the "name" of the war on terrorism

Fuck you Helen Clark if you further restrict the freedom of speech in New Zealand then the only criminal is you ya fucking bloodstained common criminal.

by Brother Number One July 25, 2008