Cunty flaps

The lips a cunt, also know as vagina Lips!

I wouldn't mind seeing her cunty flaps

by ggddssf July 3, 2006

flabs

if you are a bit chunky and don't have abs, then you might have flabs... those bits of fat that seem to hang in awkward places around your stomach

Woah! Check out the flabs on Kenny... He really should put his top back on

by AussieVilla December 24, 2008

piss flaps

Large,hanging pussy lips.

"Her piss flaps were so big she needed to use suspenders to keep from shiting in 'em."

by reggiefloyd March 2, 2009

tent flaps

An extreme case of beef curtain-itis, whereby the curtains are so immense they resemble the flaps on a camping tent.

Going down on Becky wasn't easy, what with the giant tent flaps in the way.

by Chalupa Power May 27, 2006

Salmon Flaps

Salmon Flaps are the fishy Flaps that you must spread, if you dare, to enter her fishy love hole.

This phrase is commonly used when describing a skip holed whore who doesn't wash properly. The smell, when she opens her legs can make a man faint if he goes down on her. Even when wearing jeans she is often told to 'CLOSE YOUR LEGS LOVE!'.

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This phrase can be used in many circumstances, but this is the most common.

Person 1: Did you fuck Steph last night?
Person 2: Yeah mate, I fucked that whore good, but her Salmon Flaps nearly ate me whole. Boy was she smelly! Like a Salmon.

by Dead-Kitty October 18, 2007

big fats

A way to describe your friends, family, and pets.

What’s up big fats? Haven’t seen you lately.

by ari$to$ April 17, 2019

fatsquatch

An ugly obese (fat) man who shows up at your door with roses and gifts and beg you to date him.

Being cursed with fatness and hairiness he has no choice but to beg and pay women for company.

Usually of italian descent he is overly hairy and smelly and dosen't take hints too well.

Vitale is a real fatsquatch.

by ress223 December 15, 2008