fixedish

Something that keeps getting fixed, over and over, but breaks anyways.

Dude, my 1974 Pinto is fixedish!

by FlameSnyper October 20, 2010

fixomniphobia

The irrational fear that everything is a banana. Your tie is a banana. That plane is a banana. Even your mind is a banana.

I can't go to the produce section because of my fixomniphobia.

by MrPandaBear321 March 18, 2015

fixey

A bicycle with direct chain drive and no ratchet mechanism, such that it does not coast. Once common only on inexpensive children's bikes and on certain specialized racing designs, the fixey configuration has gained wider popularity with the general population, especially in urban areas.

The hipster rode his fixey down the hill, pedaling steadily and furiously to keep up with gravity

by ruralmaven January 17, 2016

Fixbit

Fixbit: An amalgamation of the two words, "Fixed" and "Debit".

Fixbit is financial inclusion in its finest form. At the very least, in terms of returns on bank account deposits, to its subscribers.

An unlikely FinTech innovation coming out of the West African sub-region - and soon to be formally launched - it should set that sub-continent's teeming masses on an enthusiastic new path to poverty alleviation, wholesale.

The new wurd on the streets for preferred electronic payments -with profits attached - will be out pretty soon: Fixbit.

Hey, can I make payment with my Fixbit card?

by surgeonD December 24, 2016

fixation manadite

The strong or faded belief in some higher being, force or nature in order to achieve an effervescent or "safe" death. This practice is ultimately directed towards individuals with a superior mental state.

John didn't want to die a lonely, stupid piece of shit, so he swiftly joined the Roman Catholic Church, in the name of fixation manadite, in order to die thinking he's going to Heaven, or some place far past the imagination or thoughts of the human race, instead of dying forever.

by Satiago Recles B. Dominico III February 4, 2018

fixitbitch

noun:
Any type of technical service provider or personnel. Mainly IT services.

verb: (to fixitbitch)
The act of getting another party to repair your device.

noun:
Hey Carl, call the fixitbitch, my computer is fucked again.

verb:
I cant use my laptop, it is being fixitbitched.
Could you please fixitbitch my internet connection?

by yanoosh and solomon February 6, 2019

Fixdjjdudiggkfjhfkf

When you're bored and you just type random letters.

I'm bored, so I'm going to search Fixdjjdudiggkfjhfkf on urban.

by Rareblin July 10, 2020