When a male (i.e. someone with a penis) masturbates to the point of ejaculation, at which point he inseminates his own visage; a self-facial; jizzing in one's own face.
Also, a CoRec Ultimate team at UC Berkeley.
Also, a CoRec Ultimate team at UC Berkeley.
"Might I borrow your handkerchief? I just Old Faithfulled and my glasses could use a wipe."
or
Stranded on a desert island, Gerry had to resort to an Old Faithful to fill his facial quota.
or
Stranded on a desert island, Gerry had to resort to an Old Faithful to fill his facial quota.
by uncoveredmoose January 28, 2010
Get the Old Faithfulmug. tbh faith is a whole bitch.
by wasgooddd August 17, 2020
Get the Faithmug. The act of utilizing chewable breath mints and diet soft drink to produce a violent eruption of carbonated water from a vagina. Useful in retrieving items jammed up against cervix during the practice of cannon fodder.
by Profane Urbane November 7, 2010
Get the Old Faithfulmug. Saints a little reminder before we raise offering. God rewards your giving,but a faith check is still a hot check.
by Bigrick9 September 24, 2021
Get the Faith Checkmug. when a male and female are in a room having intercourse. the male is "hitting it from the back" (his back is facing a door and a window is on the wall next to them) while in mid pounding the male friend signals his partner in the room and they switch positions. the male who was originally "hitting it" goes outside and knocks on the window holding his thumbs up.
1."dude do you wanna perform the swap of faith tommorow"
2."Hey lauren said that you did the swap of faith on her last night! thats not cool."
3. "dude she was totally confused by the swap of faith last night"
2."Hey lauren said that you did the swap of faith on her last night! thats not cool."
3. "dude she was totally confused by the swap of faith last night"
by hamham2q983092323 August 3, 2010
Get the swap of faithmug. When you take aim and shit at a distance, shooting the feces out of your ass and toward a predetermined target.
by rubberman October 18, 2008
Get the Dump of Faithmug. Belief in the power of intercessionary prayer to cure disease or illness. Separated from doing nothing only by the fact that you've probably put your hands together and talked to yourself somewhat.
Accounts of successful faith healing are about as credible as a person of average height standing right in front of you and declaring, 'I am seventeen feet tall, honest guv.'
by The_Mad_Thinker June 10, 2016
Get the faith healingmug.