Multiple Attractive Female Texting: Engaging in sms conversations with two or more attractive females.
Other forms of the word:
M.A.F.T.-ing
M.A.F.T.-ed
Often accompanied by numerical prefixes such as: Bi, Tri, Quad.
****CAUTION******
Tri/Quad-M.A.F.T.-ing can lead to intense confusion! Sometimes causing the male author to double check the intended contact before pressing send, to ensure they are replying to the intended A.F. Failing to do so can result in confusing responses and awkward, incriminating follow up questions.
Other forms of the word:
M.A.F.T.-ing
M.A.F.T.-ed
Often accompanied by numerical prefixes such as: Bi, Tri, Quad.
****CAUTION******
Tri/Quad-M.A.F.T.-ing can lead to intense confusion! Sometimes causing the male author to double check the intended contact before pressing send, to ensure they are replying to the intended A.F. Failing to do so can result in confusing responses and awkward, incriminating follow up questions.
I'm Tri-M.A.F.T.-ing right now with some hotties!
I Quad-M.A.F.T.-ed for 3 hours last night.
S.A.F.T.
I Quad-M.A.F.T.-ed for 3 hours last night.
S.A.F.T.
by Ruckus_626 August 26, 2011
Get the M.A.F.T. mug.1. American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME)
2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees
3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.
4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.
2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees
3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.
4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.
Taxpayer 1: You know that gal at the "service" counter was a complete bitch again today. Why don't they fire her. She can't do her job.
Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.
Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.
by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009
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Abbreviated for First Contact With Monster
That first crutial sip of Monster Energy Drink that gives you the first impression of bitter taste, but giving you the urge to drink more to the point of where they fall in love with it themselves, begging for it the moment they see it.
Also known as Energy Hook
That first crutial sip of Monster Energy Drink that gives you the first impression of bitter taste, but giving you the urge to drink more to the point of where they fall in love with it themselves, begging for it the moment they see it.
Also known as Energy Hook
Some friend at school: *Drinking Monster*
Guy: What is that?
Some friend: Ha its Monster try some
Guy: *sips and makes a disgusted face*
Some friend: well?
Guy: bleh! it tastes weird
Some friend: just wait for it to kick in
Guy: *blinks* could you pass that over again?
Some friend: Ha! your F.C.W.M . Told you man.
Guy: What is that?
Some friend: Ha its Monster try some
Guy: *sips and makes a disgusted face*
Some friend: well?
Guy: bleh! it tastes weird
Some friend: just wait for it to kick in
Guy: *blinks* could you pass that over again?
Some friend: Ha! your F.C.W.M . Told you man.
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The commonly used acronym for the description of a ladies genital capacity.
The commonly used acronym for the description of a ladies genital capacity.
'I was with Sarah last night... that truly was a F.L.A.M.E'
'Pop that F.L.A.M.E and get down on it'
'Did you touoh the sides?' 'Yeah, Lindsay has a serious F.L.A.M.E going on'
'Pop that F.L.A.M.E and get down on it'
'Did you touoh the sides?' 'Yeah, Lindsay has a serious F.L.A.M.E going on'
by Alanette December 27, 2008
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A group name given to 4 guys who on hot days cold days rainy days, misty days, windy days, snowy days, foggy days, Everyday GET MUFF (VAGINA)
Danny J, Billy S, Conner L, Ethan A
We are, We get M.U.F.F
A group name given to 4 guys who on hot days cold days rainy days, misty days, windy days, snowy days, foggy days, Everyday GET MUFF (VAGINA)
Danny J, Billy S, Conner L, Ethan A
We are, We get M.U.F.F
Girl: Wow it's a beautiful day to go for a walk
M.U.F.F. : Or a nice day to suck my weinerrrr
Girl: Hey M.U.F.F. what are you doing tonight?
M.U.F.F. : dumb question bitch, you know we're doing you!
Girl: What do you like BESIDES muff
M.U.F.F. : (gun shot sounds, 4 men running to a car... car speeds away)
M.U.F.F. : Or a nice day to suck my weinerrrr
Girl: Hey M.U.F.F. what are you doing tonight?
M.U.F.F. : dumb question bitch, you know we're doing you!
Girl: What do you like BESIDES muff
M.U.F.F. : (gun shot sounds, 4 men running to a car... car speeds away)
by MUFFmurderer21 July 13, 2010
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