Evolution

The process of organisms evolving into different species over the course of millions of years.

Charles Darwin: Here is my theory of evolution
Christians: No fuck you animals are the way God made them!

by laserman413 October 3, 2016

emotional spam

that crap that your mom, minister, or significant other is always trying to fill your psychological inbox with

"Dude, Tracy blasted me with an emotional spam attack after I cancelled on her lame Walt Disney World plans at the last minute."

by Tomohiro Idokoro March 4, 2005

emotionable

A personality trait that causes people to be very emotional. People who are emotionable are constantly freaking out, crying, screaming, playing the victim, accusing others and often throw anything they can get their hands on.

(1)I talked to Sandra last night, she had a arguement with her boy friend, so she threw her cell phone and broke it, she's so emotionable.(2)Dude, get over it! Don'tbe so emotionable!

by Angela Schoenbauer May 17, 2007

Emotionless

(Danganronpa 2 spoilers)

A person who plays danganronpa and didn’t feel the least upset at nagitos death. Fuck you.

A: nagitos death was so sad
B: meh.
A: fuck you you emotionless shit
B; that was mean
A: don’t worry this definition is satire
B: oh ok

by Nagito’s ballsack April 26, 2021

serious emotional trauma

What you get after you walk in on your parents "doing it"

I had serious emotional trauma after I got home from the party and walked into the house, and saw my parents doing it.

by scarred for life June 24, 2003

Emotionap

Being too emotional, that eventually as a result, you fall asleep.

Ahmad: "Hey man why are your eyes so puffy?"

Naim: "bro i was so emotionap last night"

by Strikaboy July 17, 2013

Emotionally retarded

Someone who is unable to u derstand the emotions or others, or know how to respond to another person in an emotional situation.

Wife: “dinner is ready”
Husband “oh about that...here’s a picture of the cat” (emotionally retarded)

by Ben in the den July 2, 2018