election

A kind of legitimised "pick-an-asshole" competition held in certain countries that have democratic tendencies. In this "election", a bunch of worthless bastards who wouldn't know a moral if it kicked them in the nuts and danced around them singing "I'm a moral", lie through their teeth and kiss babies in an effort to suck at the public teat for another 3-4 years. Elections are characterised by weasels sticking their faces in front of cameras on a daily basis, a media frenzy that resembles dropping a steak into a piranha tank, and chronic voter nausea as they are forced to decide yet again between a potential disaster and a proven failure. Luckily, watching elections hasn't made me bitter about them...

Person 1: Dude, did you watch the election coverage?
Person 2: No, I thought it would save time if I just sat on a stool and repeatedly hit my dick with a metal ruler.

Person A: Hey, I really think that that candidate is going to represent the people and make an important difference in how the country is run.
Person B: Nurse! Up this man's medication at once! He's delusional.

Person 3: Hey, I'm thinking of running for election.
Person 4: Fuck off and die, leech scum!

by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005

Electionitis

Medical condition caused by a lack of viable candidates from which to choose resulting in apathy.

I'm not voting this year, I've got electionitis.

by Dump truck November 9, 2016

Ejection October

In October Every time you are about to bust a nut you must Eject or you lose the challenge

(Man) Babe I’m about to bust a nut !!!
(Woman) ok I’m fine with that .
(Man) it’s ejection October .
(Woman) so?
(Man) I don’t Want to lose the challenge

by Ty Mordecai May 2, 2019

election

An event where you have to decide which moron is less braindead and has a slightly less retarded way of saving the world.

Elections suck

by nlolhere July 14, 2020

Election year

A year before a presidential election in which no one can get along, everyone is divided, cancel culture is rampant, and it seems endless until the day after the winner is announced and we go back to being normal for 3 years until the next election year.

I hate election years

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2020

ejection handle

The aluminum rail frequently located along the walls of the handicapped restroom stall that allows the occupant to gain extra leverage to help them evacuate a tough to eject shit.

Paul: Henry! What are you doing standing here there's tons of stalls available?!?
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

cranial-erectonomy

a medical procedure of pulling someones head out of their ass

my friend was suffering from cranial rectitis, so the doctr performed a cranial-erectonomy

by Shoulin Funk July 20, 2010