The Elder Swear

A swear so ancient it deafens anyone who is to hear it. It is 83 letters long and includes phrases such as hippopotamus

and Mickey Mouse.

Friend 1: “Dude what’s the elder swear?”

Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

Urban Elder

A person who purposefully changes meanings of words on Urban Dictionary to confuse elderly people

"Hey John, was the game last night snozzberry to you, too?"
"What?"
"Was it snozzberry?"
"Did you just get Urban Elder-ed?"

by ringo_soup December 27, 2019

Rear-Ended Nuke

an Extremely Painful, often spicy feeling Poop

oh god, that was so painful, i just a Total Rear-Ended Nuke there, ahh god it was so painful

by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

Right ended

It is when a barber cuts your hair and says ohh that was ended

“You went to the barbers?” “Yeah I got Right ended

by Deminslayer999 June 23, 2021

Dirty Eder

When a male is trying to figure out what he is attracted to. Straight? No. Gay? No. Bi? Yes. The male is by himself and lonely. When aggravated the male will try to fight and fail miserably

Boy 1: I can’t believe Zackery is a Dirty Eder
Zackery: HEY!

by Dirty Eder September 11, 2021

Harmony Endeavor

The walls are made of styrofoam. We had a kid join the school with an ankle monitor and got kicked out the same day. Too overworked you'll start taking shots of espresso in the middle of class. There's 3 white people in all of highschool. We used to eat the poisonous berries off the trees. Half of the school closes occasionally. The great mold outbreak of 2018. Water leaks are common, what are electives? never heard of them. Our staff members either never care about us, are crazy, and the times they are actually good staff, they probably end up leaving. Teachers throw their wallets at us telling us to "TAKE EVERYTHING ALREADY" and throw away our papers because we made them too mad. Rats are common cockroaches are our best friends and moldy food at least better than the frozen pizza we could use as frisbees. We've had student reports of the teacher starting with "The numbers are dwindling". Everyone's either Mexican or Middle Eastern and you'll never see a white kid unless you look for them. The lack of money is so big we're still working with the budget from bake sales from 3 years ago not wanting to waste a penny. Lastly, students are clueless about everything.

bob: i heard you’re transferring to harmony endeavor
Sarah: yeah any advice
bob: convince your parents to rethink it 👍

by LITERALLYANYTHINGPLEASE April 13, 2022

open ended straight

When you are a straight person (attracted to women) and you occasionally give sloppy toppy to the homies, 100% homie proof

"Yo, you know that Tom's open ended straight right?"

by oricadia July 23, 2023