Smart Dumbfuck

1. An asshole who is very intelligent but likes to piss people off by acting retarded. Usually hated by everyone. Extremely fucking annoying.

2. The annoying son of a bitch who sits behind you and makes some fucking weird noise and kicks your chair, and then turns around and gets an A+ on some Calculus test and then rubs it in.

The smart dumbfuck got a fucking 4.0 and he still acts like a fucking retard. I hate that son of a bitch.

by bbBobbb123 April 21, 2008

dumbfuck

someone who posts up pictures of themselves in definitions such as gangsta, pimp, hot, sexy, even chav.

I'm sorry, but knowing how to take a picture of yourself does not mean you are gangsta. Dumbfuck.

by WTFDOIPUTASMYNAME August 4, 2008

dumbfounded

Used to define something so horribly stupid and dumb, to the point it isn't even funny.

Syd: Dude that kid actually thought you played for Bodom.
Kraig: I'm not really surprised, I always believed that kid was pathetically dumbfounded. This just proved my point.

by Rawr ! February 10, 2005

Dumpfbacke

German for dumbass.

Er ist ein dumpfbacke!

by @AnthonyAbbas November 21, 2014

Dump and Dodge

While taking a dump, you lift your ass slightly after the shit falls to avoid having the dirty toilet water splash on your ass.

Always dump and dodge while using public toilets, because you don't know where that toilet has been.

by RBurton August 2, 2008

Dump n Dash

The newest viral craze. To play, just go into your favorite eating establishment and take a Dump & then Dash out, making sure to take a picture of the restroom in question, then posting it to Facebook and/or Twitter! More fun than planking, coneing and owling combined!

Guy #1: "Why are we stopping at Olive Garden? Are you picking up a to-go order?"

Guy #2: "No, I just need to do a Dump n Dash!"

Guy #1 "Go for it, I can't wait to see it on FB!"

by Droppin' It Low July 19, 2011

dump chili

1. chili so foul, it causes the runs 2. Chili that looks and smells like caca

Wow, she made chili for the cook off and by the smell of it it smells like dump chili

by Crazy68 March 3, 2014