depression boi

Very chill person but is constantly feeling worthless or sad hiding behind a fake smile the only one who knows they’re a depression boi is their bestfriend and their significant other

(Commonly confused with sad boi)

Aye do you think that guys a depression boi?
Nah that’s just a sad boi

by Earth to Ki June 14, 2018

Depress eat

To eat a large amount of food (possibly junk food) even though you are not hungry, just because you are depressed.

Fuck, I'm depressed. I'm gonna go depress eat to fill the void in my pathetic life with food.

by sell a door October 11, 2010

fake depression

Someone, usually a teenager that usually acts as they have a mental condition, because they think it's cool. You usually can tell when it's fake, if they don't tend to get in their feelings, don't cry or even act sad when they are around you . when they aren't around you, you can tell, because they show it off on their story and they tend to post quotes a lot. Most people that are actually depressed will not post much about their mental symptom called depression.

i think my friend has fake depression

by fake depression June 3, 2019

Hair Depression

Hair Depression can be defined as the period in which a woman’s hair is not done therefore resulting in mood swings , random episodes of crying , anxiety, etc. This can also come as a result of skin breakouts, a bad makeup day, not having your nails or lashes done, etc.

Hair depression , For example:

Jas: I hate my life. I feel so fucking ugly. I hate everything

*gets hair/lashes/nails/etc done*

Jas: “ You glow different when you move different 💅🏾 Back on my boss shit 🤪 You hoes can’t touch this ! “

by Tatiwashere September 28, 2019

crippling depression

When you are too deperessed for your body to function normally.

Ian Carter: I have crippling depression

by Sengoazalon March 7, 2017

depression shower

when you are so sad you take a shower and just cry so nobody can hear you

Wow this is jenny's 3rd depression shower today. Tom really must have hurt her.

by yeeetz August 19, 2017

The Greater Depression

Term for the Depression in the beginning of the 21st century, as opposed to "The Great Depression" of the 1930's.

The Great Depression: A chicken in every pot, and a car in every garage.

The Greater Depression: A digital converter box for every TV, and a golden parachute for every failed bank executive.

by TubaJim February 16, 2009