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Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.
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Get the Battlefront baby defender mug.The legal argument that no sensible person would take you seriously. This argument was used by Sidney Powell, a batshit crazy attorney who spread Donald Trump's false claims of voter fraud. Powell was defending herself against a lawsuit by $1.3 billion Dominion Voting Systems.
"Mrs. Powell, You made false claims of voter fraud." powerfully said by prosecutors.
"Excuse me, Your Honour. No sensible person would believe what the defendant said." the lawyer said defensively.
"Sidney Powell Defense, what a terrible argument." the prosecutor said in a snarky tone.
"I didn't do nothing!" desperately cried Sidney Powell in her thick Durham accent.
"Excuse me, Your Honour. No sensible person would believe what the defendant said." the lawyer said defensively.
"Sidney Powell Defense, what a terrible argument." the prosecutor said in a snarky tone.
"I didn't do nothing!" desperately cried Sidney Powell in her thick Durham accent.
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What are some coping ways?
1. Remember they are NOT real people.
2. Take deep breaths.
3. Go outside to touch some grass
Hope this helps !
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1. Remember they are NOT real people.
2. Take deep breaths.
3. Go outside to touch some grass
Hope this helps !
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