Tim's Dad

The type of dad to walk out on his family and leave his son missing his dad.

Tim's Dad: Don't worry, son. I'll be home soon. Just need to step out for some cigarettes!
Tim: Okay dad, see you soon. Love you!

by Tim Christenson May 7, 2020

mini-dad

noun. When you are an exact but slightly smaller replica of your father. Have the same habits such as farting, burping, uncontrollable sweating, and sweating in weirdass places like on the top of your nose. Thanks dad.

Katie: I can't stop sweating and my BO smells worse than the devil's asshole.
Mary: Katie, you know you're a straight up mini-dad. You should have expected it.
Katie: God dammit dad.

by shartsisters4life January 2, 2012

Kyler's Dad

the middle aged person who rides in a blue van with a free candy sign on the front alongside free penis enlargement pills on the back, he likes to hunt down 12 year olds to have anal sex with in his van and is high on crack.

Holy shit! Kyler's Dad kidnapped my friend this morning!

by WWW.COMPASS May 15, 2023

Airport Dad

A person, typically an older father figure, who always arrives unnecessarily early airports, usually 4-6 hours before your actual flight. This type of person will put their family through hell in order to get on the flight- with hours to spare

My dad is such an Airport Dad, he always arrives so early and yells at us.

by The_Annonymous_Human September 6, 2023

Poor Dad

Someone who has a poor dad and lives in a tent . Or a dumpster if the rent was too much . Usually has Robotic legs but not always .

Hey I saw a poor dad today. He was in his tent oiling his legs !

by Poor dad shooter 69420666 November 26, 2020

hi dad

hi

hi dad

by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020

Seahorse dad

A gestational parent who is transgender. Most typically utilised with regards to male or masculine identifying individuals. Can also be utilised by people who are non-binary.
The term is derived from the seahorse animal, of which the male carries and births their young.
Similar: Seahorse parent, seahorse father.

Freddy McConnell made headlines after participating in a documentary that followed his experience of pregnancy as a seahorse dad.

by Jarbour February 15, 2021