DFT

Acronym for "dude, fuck that." Used in place of an unmistakable 'No' or 'No way in Hell.'

Can also be used when something so grotesque or appalling is seen or heard that you want it to stop.

Person 1: Have you been to goatse.cx

Person 2: DFT

by rantone September 26, 2007

dfk

Don't fucking know

Not knowing something and upset that the person that is asking you is too lazy to look it up there selves

yahoo:

Chickenman1: What is the speed on that new AMD Proc?
Goatman: DFK you look it up

by Sethwm2 July 21, 2006

DFD

Abbreviation for 'Degree failing Distraction'.
Means any sort of distraction that causes a student not to be doing work for his or her degree. Overuse of DFD's will cause failure in ones studies and cause said person to drop out.

Person A: Man I found this awesome website that lets you dress up cats like dogs
Person B: Sounds like a DFD
Person A: Hell yeah!
*Person A drops out of university and makes own website dedicated to dressing up small animals

by Buddy Lee December 30, 2004

DFT

Acronym for Don't Fucking Test. As in, don't challenge me on this, I got it covered... I know what I am doing and I would crush you in an argument.

Also can be used in front of your name, to remind your friends that you are in control of the situation.

DFT me on hockey. DFTegajdzis

by tomasarturo June 5, 2011

DFS

drink, fuck, sleep

yo wanna play a round of golf on saturday? no way bro i'm exhausted after this weeekend gonna stay home with my girl and dfs

by hohmie September 6, 2017

DFS

DESPERATE FOR SEX!

he's obviously DFS...

by haaaUSER! August 28, 2010

D.F.A.C.

- A simple acronym that means Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.
- Shorter and sweeter then the classic Fuck Bitches Get Money.

-See Disregard Females, Acquire Currency or Fuck Bitches Get Money

1. "Olga just dumped me"

"D.F.A.C."

"Yea, true that Jim"

2. "What do you wanna do tonight bro"

"D.F.A.C."

"Aight, but lets lax first"

by Poop-Exchange June 2, 2010