Crypt Keeper

Female so old and decrepit that she resembles the very route of all evil.

Man check out that Crypt Keeper !

Dude yeah, Dianne Feinstein is straight evil, she's straight Crypt Keeper status.

by SurferWordSmithy May 8, 2018

Fish n Crypts

A popular dish in the ghettos, usually eaten by bloods

Blood #1: What are you eatin, homie?
Blood #2: Im dinin on some Fish n Crypts

by snowskate March 10, 2008

cult of the Cryptids

A game on roblox where you can Scare the shit out of your friends. Very nice game but the lobby is overran with Oders,Slenders,and Copy N Pastes.

"Hey,wanna play some CULT OF THE CRYPTIDS with me and Ashley?" "Yeah,sure!"

by Agent Crow December 17, 2020

Crypt Keeper

A stripper that is obviously past her prime, that makes you ask yourself why is she still stripping. Usually defined by the undead look in her eyes and kinda looks like an old crone or hag even after make up. There's usually one in every club but there's always exceptions.

Holy shit dude how old do you think that one is?

I dunno man she's gotta be the crypt keeper here.

by pseudotramp December 31, 2013

cryptozoology

The study of fake animals.

"If you want to get government grants to sit on your ass and make up animals, you should study cryptozoology."

by sperm warrior July 8, 2009

cryptorchism

An abnormal physical condition, involving the male reproductive glands, or the 'testes' if you will. It tends to manifest itself during the first stages of sexual arousal. The erectile tissue of the penis becomes filled with blood, engorging the penis to a semi-flaccid state. The testes at this point are withdrawn into the body by the arteria testicularis, frustrating the blood absorption process of the penis. The penis violently contracts as a result, contusing itself severely at the base. The spasms will increase until the entire stem of the penis has become purple or black-and-blue in color. Despite the excruciating pain, seminal discharge will begin to leak out of the glans (penis tip).

It's recommended to pull back the testes immediately, despite the debilitating pain, to prevent further complications to the male reproductive organ, such as testicular torsion. (Where the blood supply to the testicle is cut off because of 'twists' in the spermatic cord.)

"Sorry mate, I'll be bedridden for the rest of the week. My penis cryptorchismed when I made a play for the ol' ball-and-chains. She wasn't too amused... the heartless sow. Can't even walk and the wench insists that I clean out the gutter. You got to love her at least for her lust of the family spear."

by Septic_Tank March 10, 2008

cryptocunt

1 of a group of millionaire investors specialising in cryptocurrency pumps, who first got involved in 2013, made a shitload of cash and doesn't know what to spend it on.

Look at that rich and goodlooking cryptocunt over there. I wish I was a cryptocunt like him/her

by @thecryptocunts August 9, 2017