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Boston Rust Crust

Hard, dried up jizz on the rim of the booty hole from the night before.
Girl... you gotta take a shower first! You got some Boston Rust Crust around your chocolate starfish from last night!
by RichTheRedn3ck August 13, 2024
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Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office
Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.
by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019
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wipe or let it crust

"Wipe or let it crust" is a definition used when you poop, they ask if you wipe your ahh or leave it be
"Sry for the wait i just shat"
"Did you wipe or let it crust?"
by edindzekofanboy January 2, 2025
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What the crust

A slang expression originating from crusty and is similar to "WTF," but instead of expressing anger or offense, it conveys a sense of being weirded out, confused, or surprised. Used when something is bizarre, unexpected, surprising or just plain odd.
Example 1:

Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.

Example 2:

Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.

Luke: What the crust!

Sentence:

What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.
by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025
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Crust

Crust is a term/slang that is used when something or a person is bad. Think of an soup that was left over 165 million years ago, when dinosaurs existed. Now imagine how that soup would be like. Lots of mold inside it, crust inside it, really disgusting orange and yellow stuff in the pan sticked to the pan. That's crust.

Here is some examples of how crust is used:
Hey man, you really have crust!
I don't like that game. That game has crust!
Alex, you got crust!
by skiddxed August 2, 2025
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Stuff my crust

When you fill a girls crack with giz
I want you to stuff my crust.”
by D561 September 27, 2025
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bone crust

Dried up cum after ejaculation around the penis
Damnit Amber, get the towel! I got bone crust!
by Rebmaeyak April 22, 2018
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