Crunch

To have a shit or dump

Excuse me, I have to go for a crunch

Wow! That was a killer crunch!

by jefjeffer January 28, 2006

captain crunch

a hero and inspiration to us all. a character commonly seen during acid trips.

captain crunch tried to kill me which is strange cause hes such a kick ass mother

by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004

Crutching

It is like planking, except where you hang your body straight down in the air and are held up by something underneath your arms. COPYRIGHTED B.M.H.

"Hey! Wanna go planking?!" -Loser
"NO." -Cool person
"Owling..?" -Loser
"Planking and owling are so lame.. Lets go crutching!" -Cool Person
"YES.THEN I WILL BE SO COOL" -Loser
Truth^^

by DuhhCoolCrutcher. August 1, 2011

Crunch

When someone seems attractive from a far away distance or from the side, but when you look at them from the front or at a closer view, you realize they are in fact hideous. Derived from that moment when you go to step on a leaf thinking it's crunchy, but it doesn't crunch when you step on it. When used as an adjective, the proper word form is crunchy, as crunch is the noun form.

"Boy! I thought that guy was hella attractive when I saw him walking in the hallway. But when he actually passed me, I was severely disappointed. Whatta crunch!"

"She seemed attractive at first glance, but unfortunately, she was crunchy."

by leafgals January 10, 2017

crunch

The BEST candy bar made by Nestle.
It comes in a variety of favors like Buncha Crunch, White Crunch, Mini-Crunch, and the divine original Crunch.

I had a Crunch bar yesterday!

by Squanto November 20, 2002

dutch crunch

During the act of performing a rim job, the recipient delivers a wet fart into the face of the rimmer, bespackelling his/her face with colourful decorations of wet-fart seepage.

Last night, Todd was giving Craig a rim job but Craig surprised him with a Dutch Crunch. "Nice."

by Dr. Crunch November 23, 2006

ass crunchies

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

by lb49cj July 21, 2006