carolina swamp cricket

Any person so ugly and disgusting mosty female from the Carolinas that's also a down right whore who's only concern is the next bit of dick and drugs and who she will use to get them in any way imaginable that's been past around more times than the earth spinns and will do anything for a dollar including selling their family for some dick. Mostly associated with the term part slut or bukakke slut.

If you ask someone to help you find glass roses or chore boy all while scratching ya crotch smelling like last week's piss jar and burnt baking soda chances are you will suvk dick to get it and are nowby classified as a Carolina swamp cricket.

by Babyg98 May 12, 2018

Deformed cricket

A short person who usually wears the color green. They have some mental problems that is caused by eating to much ice cream. They struggle with facial expressions and usually argue a lot with the most bold comebacks. They have gone through lots of abuse from people with the disease Logan Brain. These things will most likely assault you with comments like “ur bad” or “u doo doo”

Oh wow look at Ryan with the green sweatshirt. He’s such a deformed cricket

by Beautiful condor June 16, 2019

Jiminy Crickets

to say as you feel annoyed about a certain situation

'We don't have that in stock right now, sorry'
OH, JIMINY CRICKETS!!

by jiminybingbong June 9, 2024

Cricket

Cricket is just the very wrong way for saying crooked

Logan stop rolling the ball like that, it’s cricket

by Supbro2207 April 28, 2021

cricket

people say that cricket is a boys sport but that is only because they don't want to go up against the girls, if they did they would so lose. Cricket is a hard sport but silly people think that you do nothing, try batting for 120 balls then I want to see what you say. Sprinters would be good pace bowlers and cross country runners would be good batsmen.

person1: cricket is so freakin lame and easy
person2: oh yeah go bat for 120 balls without getting out and then honestly tell me its easy

by pineapplepeeps May 21, 2018

cricketers tan

Having a V neck and lower arm tan after standing in the field all day. But everywhere else is pale e.g your body and legs ( known to non cricketers as a T shirt tan )

"Yours arms and neck are really tanned but the rest of you is Pale, how's that possible?"

"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"

by CricBadger July 28, 2016

Milk cricket

my girlfriend janiya

me: shut up

her: no
me what did you say you little milk cricket ?

by ho3sluvvcurtcurt November 23, 2023