Is a dickhead. Spoon licker.
by Baby Yoda 912 January 23, 2020
Get the Craig Coopermug. Mike Wazowski’s younger brother. He has 2 eyes, brown skin, is a pedophile who had 69 accounts of rape on human children and is in jail for life where he dropped the soap 100 times. His brother disowned him. That is Craig Wazowski’s life
by Craig Wazowski May 3, 2019
Get the Craig Wazowskimug. by Jay444466 March 8, 2022
Get the corey craigmug. Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.
by Slimstacy June 25, 2017
Get the craig wellsmug. by locostacos56 August 2, 2018
Get the craig trottsmug. My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
Get the My Name is Craig Tuckermug. A hole in the ground where Craig's come from at the age of 30. There's never been A baby called Craig!
by Bunghole king June 16, 2022
Get the Craig Holemug.