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Craig Cooper

That’s a right Craig cooper of a boy!!
by Baby Yoda 912 January 23, 2020
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Craig Wazowski

Mike Wazowski’s younger brother. He has 2 eyes, brown skin, is a pedophile who had 69 accounts of rape on human children and is in jail for life where he dropped the soap 100 times. His brother disowned him. That is Craig Wazowski’s life
OH GOD ITS CRAIG WAZOWSKI THE SEXY RAPIST
by Craig Wazowski May 3, 2019
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corey craig

Blonde dude with a massive girthy length. Sometimes it splits in twine.
'Woah, this guy off the porno has a corey craig yina. Leeful on the mic hold tight, wicked!'
by Jay444466 March 8, 2022
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craig wells

Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.
That ugly creature is very craig wells.
You dont want to look like a craig wells.
by Slimstacy June 25, 2017
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craig trotts

really good at madden. loves to eat chips. loves the seahawks
by locostacos56 August 2, 2018
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My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
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Craig Hole

A hole in the ground where Craig's come from at the age of 30. There's never been A baby called Craig!
Why have I never seen Craig around before? He's fresh out of the Craig hole this year.
by Bunghole king June 16, 2022
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