Texas Corncob

the art in which a man or woman from texas finds and locates a dead man or woman, buys a fresh piece of corn from a local shop. shoves it up the dead persons asshole or vagina or both. then goes home and rams it up their own ass untill acheiving an orgasm.

hey ya'll lets get me a texas corncob

by TONYGILLIGAN May 16, 2011

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cornhole

The orifice a stripper uses to defecate upon cheap clients

The 'Senator' was subject to a cornhole attack. He was thus 'cornholed.'

by aka jesus December 3, 2002

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cornhole

1)the place where the corn lies in wait for its next victim. see also corn
2) an asshole

1)I reached into the cornhole for my keys and the corn snapped every section of my arm. now my arm is a limp worm.
2)I reached in her cornhole and she shit on my arm.

by Sean BOB December 6, 2003

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conch

A repulsivly large pussy area in which is disfigured and is covered in lumpy green bumps in which, at this time, are unidentifiable. As stated by Emi Chow, "My girlfriend has a conch. It isn't the nicest thing to have for dinner."

"I think Erika may have a slight case of conch," stated Dr. Williams.

by hairy_ass_muahaha March 17, 2003

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