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Vacation Constipation

The ability to hold your need to go number two due to an innate fear of going in strange or public places.

It usually happens while on vacation or some other trip, most times because of the fear associated with dirty public restrooms or having to go in the midst of those with you. The constipation can sometimes last for days, a feat seemingly impossible on normal days or at home.
When Noah and I took a trip to Disney World...I had the worst case of vacation constipation. I didn't take a crap for 4 days. I was afraid to use those dirty, puke-filled bathrooms, but man it felt good when I got home!
by DrakeGuy March 4, 2009
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emotional constipation

Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.

(note to editors: I submitted this same definition for "mental constipation", but now I realised that it's really more appropriate for "emotional constipation".)
He's got such a bad case of emotional constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!
by Robodok January 23, 2008
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west coast

The better side of the United States. The people, music, clothing and just about everything else is more laid back.
Why do you think people move to the west coast and not the east?
by Muhahahanafawnabanana July 2, 2005
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Touchdown Constipation

1. A football team that has scored more points from field goal attempts than touchdowns.
Joe -"In the Capitol One Bowl Penn State has touchdown constipation from the 1st to 4th quarter!"
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."
by AMchickentitsPU January 8, 2010
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west coast is the best coast

it just is
by whatBIATCH May 14, 2004
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East Coast Tough Guy

a self-proclaimed tough guy, usually hailing from New England who boasts of consuming multiple cans of Bud Light while telling high tales of almost getting into fights
Patriots fan who cheers only if they are winning or during play-offs and usually buys/steals a 12 pack of Bud Light for the game
by cormac breslin January 27, 2004
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East Coast

The Eastern side of the United States. Includes New England, and also States such as Florida, South and North Carolina. Though, used mostly to refer to the Northern States.
I'm flying over to the East Coast next Thursday.
by Jaded June 21, 2003
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