Connor

The complete and udder essence of awesome
Whenever something awesome happens to you it is because connor makes it so
Connor cannot be killed in battle, he can only fall asleep at random times
Huge Dick,PUSSY ONLY!
He is the human form of Chuck Norris
Connor is so awesome that he can melt his enemies into rock.... exactly

"That text was lame,i wish we had a connor"
"Connor gets me hard"
"Connor was raised by wolves"

by UberCrazyInsane April 1, 2009

Connor

An animal loving, boner king that loves that pussy.

OMG, jen's man is such a CONNOR!

by Pricemoney December 23, 2008

Connor

The kid who sits in the back row. Has curly hair, is quiet and shy, but once you get to know him he is an incredibly nice guy. He is also incredibly good looking.

Wow, that kid is good looking....what a Connor

by jimmybob95 November 8, 2011

Connor

An ultimate word that can be used to replace any word in a sentence or phrase.

i gotta take a connor. holy connor.son of a connor. your mom cooks connor meals. connor. your a connor lover. fuck this and may connor have mercy on your soul

by Bend Over Taylor October 28, 2006

connor

Coolest, most sexiest person in existance! He is a true genius and is loved by all his friends and hated by all those jealous of his awesomeness! If you are named Connor, thank your parents by eating your other siblings. Also if you are bestowed with the name Connor, don't take anything from anybody! Show them you are better then them by killing their parents! All Connor's should have pink Hi-Liters!

Wow, Connor is awesome, i want to do him.
I hate Connor because he is everything I am not.

by ConDui December 15, 2008

baby cannon

Literally, Launches infant babies at high speed, over great distances.

"Hey man, Don't use a Johnny Jump-up, use a baby cannon."

by Fryhole September 1, 2006

Maltese Mud Cannon

A sexual practice involving usually two males, one male shoves a battery in and our of his japs eye a few times then begins to masterbate, the second takes a shit into the first guys engorged uretha. the first man continues to masterbate and jizzes out shitty man semen into the mouth of the first

Edward: Yo ek you horny?

Ek: I kinda really need a shit

Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon

Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit

by Reverend Pope May 27, 2010