Computer coma

When your computer freezes up on you. It's still running, and it won't do what you want it to.

The computer was stuck on the page. It said the site was loading. Clicking didn't do any good. The computer was in a computer coma.

by MyAccount August 3, 2012

Computational physicist

A jackass from California

That computational physicist went to M.I.T

by Reused June 5, 2018

Computer Love

Computer love is a song made by the german band "Kraftwerk" from 1981.

Dude: "My new favorite song is Computer Love"

by luio950 August 17, 2018

Marketing Computer

A device that turns simple tasks into infinitely complex agendas that don't necessarily do what you wanted in the first place.

I attempted to open and read a text file on my 'Marketing Computer', however, it instead opened a flash presentation using several buzzwords that didn't even relate to opening or reading my text file.

by Spackle7 June 11, 2008

Computer Compost

When your doing your lady reverse cowgirl with your thumb deep in her butt

Last night my husband decided to Computer Compost me, with my ass in the air and my boobs dangling on his legs. We decided then and there we needed to invest in puppy pads or a new mattress.

by mcfitztillery November 13, 2018

computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 9, 2021

computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.

Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"

by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017