Comatosi

n. pl.

1. multiple individuals in a state of coma.

2. the en masse group that consume television as God's truth.

1. some comatosi have no knowledge of the world since 9|11.

2. americans consign themselves to the population of the comatosi, preferring to accept without question rather than remembering how to live.

by 8p May 13, 2005

comare

An Italian word weaning godmother. Always makes sure you're eating, or have been fed.

Me: "Comare please I've had enough, I'm so full!!"

Comare : "No, no mangia figlia, mangia!!"

by lamborghinisandpasta May 1, 2015

Comanche

The female equivalent of going Commando.

Suzi had to make a choice between a mean case of swamp ass or going comanche after her drawers got all wet.

by Don't Call Me Tommy April 23, 2008

cum coma

The tiredness and need for sleep one feels (especially males) after orgasm.

Cum comaring

Man I came hard, now im falling into a cum coma.

by this is me 123 November 22, 2011

Comas

A human Dildo. Also, short and ugly. And very proud to be a retarded Cuban. Not to knock the race, but the intelligence level of Comas is lacking somewhat.

Small Child: MOMMY LOOK AT THE COMAS!
Mother: It's not nice to point. He can't help it.

by A concerned citizen January 18, 2003

CODaholic

a person who in the act of talking to one's significant other also doubles in playing Call of Duty. These people often lose relationships quickly due to their affair with the game system contoller. These people also may get off to the vibration of said controllers because no human being will stick around long enough to help.

CODaholic: I just totally PWNed that bitch
Girlfriend: please talk to me
CODaholic: Shut the fuck up, i'm in a domination round.
Girlfriend: don't talk to me like that
CODaholic: HEll Yea i just raped em
GIRLFRIEND:WE"re so DONE!!*hangs up phone*
CODaholic: hell yea!!! another kill!!

by FlawlesImperfection January 1, 2011

Comatoast

The state of coma following the mass consumption of delectable bread.

Your mom's banana bread has me in comatoast.

by Makeempray November 11, 2015