spaghetti code
The product of when some ignorant, over-confident fuckface writes in a hundred lines what you could write in a simple switch statement. This will undoubtedly include unneeded procedures and/or functions, unnecessary global variables, and unnecessarily abstracted include files. The purpose is to stroke the already inflated ego of said limp-dick programmer. And the result is that after management gets a clue and fires this jackass, you become the poor bastard who has to debug this pile of shit when it inevitably breaks down.
Security guard: What are you still doing here. It's seven o'clock. Shouldn't you be at home with your wife?
poor bastard: I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck Hank was trying to accomplish in this spaghetti code.
poor bastard: I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck Hank was trying to accomplish in this spaghetti code.
spaghetti code by Mark VZ December 13, 2006
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