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spaghetti code 

The product of when some ignorant, over-confident fuckface writes in a hundred lines what you could write in a simple switch statement. This will undoubtedly include unneeded procedures and/or functions, unnecessary global variables, and unnecessarily abstracted include files. The purpose is to stroke the already inflated ego of said limp-dick programmer. And the result is that after management gets a clue and fires this jackass, you become the poor bastard who has to debug this pile of shit when it inevitably breaks down.
Security guard: What are you still doing here. It's seven o'clock. Shouldn't you be at home with your wife?

poor bastard: I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck Hank was trying to accomplish in this spaghetti code.
spaghetti code by Mark VZ December 13, 2006
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myspace code 

A phrase used by non-geeks, which, when translated means HTML and CSS.
Britney: Hey Berners, you're good with computers and that, right?
Berners-Lee: Yeah.
Britney: Do you know any myspace codes? I'm a bit confused.
Berners-Lee: You mean HTML and CSS?
Britney: Huh?

Code Red 

A person that one might strongly want to avoid.
Rosalind- "...yeah totally, same"

*dude that Rosalind hates walks in*

Emily- "oh shiz! CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED!!!"
Code Red by Goodemilyegg November 24, 2013

Friend Code 

The formerly unwritten rule that you don't date, hit on, hook up with or do your friend's ex boyfriends/girlfriends...
CiCi: Did you know that Bee hooked up with P's ex last night?

Lulu: WTF? That completely violates friend code.
Friend Code by WoobieGee October 7, 2008
Woah. Track 7 on No Code is killer.
no code by Patch September 16, 2003

code by candlelight 

Programming through the night to finish a project.

The phrase can also be used to make light of outdated programming practices.
1. We'll just work on it all night until we finish. It'll be fun - we'll code by candlelight, like they did in the olden days.

2. Damn... QBasic? Was this coded by candlelight? Did you have to carve it in a stone tablet?
code by candlelight by progamer124 February 9, 2006

code 999 

used on msn to remove an unwanted message or emoticon from the chat window
Jack_the_drummingman- FUUUUCK I JUST HIT MY FUCKING HAND DRUMMING

DavekurtandFaye- dude my parents are behind me! code 999
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thats better :)
code 999 by DaveKurtandFaye May 9, 2010