Clown Ass Nigga Award

Awarded to a dumbass who is so goofy he might as well be a clown.

Damn Kyle, you should get the clown ass nigga award for that one.

by Jaskirat_Default_Dances November 19, 2019

Clown Husbandry

The cultivation, breeding, and care of clowns, usually partaken by those on Tumblr.

My mom started to get into clown husbandry recently, now we have a jester running around in the back yard.

by DeepthroatDaddy September 30, 2020

clown school

a place to go to get your clown credentials

1, that moron must have graduated from clown school 2, hurry up you don't want to be late on your first day of clown school, you're the teacher.

by kenner63 October 5, 2010

Clown Nose

A euphemism for the practice of some professional comedians to wade into serious discussions on political, economic and or/ social issues and take firm stances, only to fall back on the excuse that they're "just a comedian" whenever their views are challenged or refuted. Usually used as "clown nose on/clown nose off" to illustrate the switch a comedian performs between trying to be taken seriously as a pundit and trying to deflect any actual debate by claiming to be a jokester.

Comic: *clown nose off* "And that's why I sincerely believe that we need to pass new laws to eliminate unemployment!"

Guest: "But 0% unemployment would drive up wages due to the lack of available workers to fill jobs, which would cause a ripple effect that raised the cost of goods and services."

Comic: *clown nose on* "...Look, pal, I just host a late-night comedy show. If you're taking this seriously, there must be something wrong with you! Ah-WOCKA-WOCKA!"

by Lex Logic April 25, 2019

Clown Blower

One who consistently and prominently displays a "white o-ring" around one's mouth after brushing one's teeth. Thus, it appears that one has sucked a circus clown's white-face-painted penis.

Han brushed his teeth and, failing to rinse the excessive toothpaste from his mouth, formed a white ring of paste residue surrounding his lips. It looked like Han had just finished giving Bozo the beloved-white-face-painted Clown a mean BJ. Han was a clown blower.

by Getinda Kayj-Bich April 23, 2008

clown whore

A prostitute or slut (or any woman really), donning make-up to such extremes so as to render her face a likeness to that of a circus clown's. Generally this would involve lots of of vibrant eyeshadow, blush and lipstick.

The Red Light District and Las Vegas, for example, is full of clown whores

by Clown Pimp July 31, 2009

Clown Flower

The act of giving a man a hand job, and before he orgasms point his penis towards his face. Therefore he will ejaculates upon himself, preferably upon his own face.

My girlfriend CLOWN FLOWERED me last night, and it got in my eye.

by troy tanning January 10, 2010