Calamity

A form of art, that only the gods of distress are capable or creating within the realm of mankind. Also known as Luca, and occasionally Maryam.

"Wow Luca, there you go with your dumb ass decisions, you finna cause calamity"

"you need to CALMamity down"

by K-375 March 4, 2019

busaba calamari

Term used to describe a tasty snack.

Let's head for a busaba calamari for lunch!

by Dominic K July 5, 2008

Calm down Pikachu

A phrase used to tell someone to settle down, i.e. when they are too frisky.

He was acting crazy so I screamed "Calm down Pikachu!" in a pseudo-Japanese-infant voice.

by No Dutch December 12, 2003

Caelum

A diet consisting of Kale and Plums.

I've been on this Caelum diet and it's really healthy for me.

by TotallyNotKaz March 7, 2016

calamite

Calamite was briefly, and infrequently, used as a euphemism for homosexuality early in the 20th Century. It referred to a group of Walt Whitman's poems that celebrated love between men, the Calamus cluster.

craig: 'not only am i gay, im a calamite.'

by richie dagger June 11, 2006

Callum

Someone who loves fat chodes and gives 4 year olds crack he also doesn’t have a phone and he is a try hard

Callum is mean

by Darealbbc May 20, 2019

callum whitehouse

A callum whitehouse, in general, is something awesome

ZOMG, your such a callum whitehouse, or i whish i could go out with a callum whitehouse

by sophy, wertyu July 15, 2010