Vage Cabbage

Where a vaginas lips and skin are lose and looks like a head of cabbage.

"Man, she has Vage Cabbage. It was so ugly I was like let me just get a pudding pop"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 06, 2020

Cabbage sexual

The sexual attraction to cabbages

I think i might be cabbage sexual guys! Im so attracted to this cabbage in my garden!

by Cabbage_master might be curius October 02, 2022

Cabbage Hammer

A term used by your orchestra that expresses how he/she/they have too much free time.

My sister insists that the term cabbage hammer is a real term that people use.

by imoverit@17 June 02, 2021

Dirty Cabbage

That one guy in high school that thought he was the shit but in reality no one liked him. Also is the type of guy that takes advantage of a drunk girl

Hey you remember the dirty cabbage?
Yea that guy was such a deusch.

by Melonanger III December 10, 2015

rotten cabbage

That one person out of a group of friends who has a bad attitude and nasty af

Yo, Luke is such a rotten cabbage.

by Cooldude456 January 06, 2016

muffled cabbage

When a girl's vagina is so fat, is has at least four pares of lips.

"Dude theres nothing wrong with fucking fat bitches, alls I'm saying, is sometimes you get one with a muffled cabbage!"

by XxIso1atorXx November 12, 2013

Cabbage Juice

A transparent liquid type of seamen which is produced at the start of puberty

Dude I have my first ever wank last wank last night I didn't properly ejaculate it was only a bit of cabbage juice

by Runnerboy13 October 01, 2015