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Clean Wehrmacht 

The “Clean Wehrmacht” is the myth that during WW2, the regular German army (Wehrmacht) was an apolitical, honorable army that did not participate in crimes against humanity. People who believe this think that only the Waffen SS carried out Nazi atrocities.

This is a total fantasy. It was a myth designed after the war to shift blame and downplay the German military’s crimes against humanity. The Wehrmacht took part in the Holocaust, routinely shot POWs, and committed countless massacres of civilians. All of which was documented in Wehrmacht reports drawn up by Wehrmacht officers who gave Wehrmacht soldiers explicit instructions to do so. It’s true that SS soldiers were even more fanatical, and not all German soldiers committed war crimes. Bur never, ever let anyone tell you that the Wehrmacht isn’t culpable for the crimes of Nazi Germany.
Wehraboo: “The regular German army didn’t actually do anything bad. They were just fighting for their homeland.”

Person with a brain: “No, that’s the Clean Wehrmacht” myth. The regular German army fought a war of racial extermination, and did things more barbaric than you can even imagine.”
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Clean Up Crew 

When you jack off and cum all over the floors and walls, your dog (clean up crew) will help you clean it, using his tongue.
Gunnar Jacked his small peter off and came all over the place and he whistled for the clean up crew to clean it up.
Clean Up Crew by Phillabaum July 23, 2010

Clean House 

Having the useless conversation about a friends ex because they were seen at a concert or a bar or any other social area; conversation involves statements like 'I don't care that I saw him' 'I'm fine' 'Is he seeing someone?' 'Does he ask about me' etc
No, you can't come to the show because then I'll have to clean house.

Alright, you've seen her. Guess I gotta clean house.
Clean House by Argo1007 December 31, 2013

clean n jerk 

A name for a mans dirty genitals

Or the prosess of masturbating with your hand reversed
Err that man had a well dirty clean n jerk
clean n jerk by Weightlifter pedro September 12, 2006

Clean up on isle five. 

Clean up on isle five is when you take a squirty dump on your partner's chest and clean it up in a mopping motion with your balls.
Benny Goodman really spilled the beans on Susan last night. Luckily he was feeling guilty enough to perform a clean up on isle five.

Clean-up crew

When you have an orgy with at least 10 janitors and all the liquids get on the floor and at the end the janitors have to clean it up with their tongues
"I was at school one day and we had to hire the clean-up crew"

clean sheet 

After a heavy night out, when you drank the pub dry you wake up go to the toilet, wipe your arse and the sheets clean,(didnt even touch the sides)!
Woah i just wiped my arse and its a clean sheet
clean sheet by shaunus1234 September 28, 2006