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Blasterous

"Shining bright and violently in your face"

" a face blast that's shining brightly
Vinny the moon looks blasterous tonight man"
by Outsideonthacorner July 2, 2023
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vision blaster

Me: You boys keen for some vision blasters this arvo?
Boys: shit yeah!
by Lewi the fly February 22, 2019
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kerala blasters

This club has the most electric and passionate fans (mainly stinky Indians) who would die for their shit club. They play in yellow, like a fucking bee. This club has not won shit and is referred to by any conscious football fans by the kerala bottlers. Their best player is called Luna, however this guy is no better than the average Indian tech support. He will do fuck all every single game but will still achieve fans player of the match on onefootball. This team is the sort of team to stop you watching a football game due to their poor quality performances.
Harry: Who’s playing in the isl today? I bet it’s gonna be a good game

Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.

Rupert: I might 🤓
by Kimmyhead6969 January 30, 2025
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man grenade bath blaster

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.
Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
by SparkyMae March 8, 2022
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Kerala Blasters

kings of the walkout
Person 1: where is that guy going?

Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable
by username_redacted November 22, 2023
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