Known Blanket 

Someone who is known as a loser or odd person.

Lmao that person is so annoying, totally a known blanket.

Known Blanket by Ocamper211 March 17, 2021

fluff the blanket

having sex doggy-style off the side of the bed. Where the girl is leaning over the bed. After the guy finishes he grabs girl by waist and throws her up onto the bed, thus fluffing the blanket (as if she was the blanket). He then promptly leaves.

Dude: "I met some girl at the club last night and she invited me back to her place and I asked her if I could fluff the blanket. She agreed but apparently didn't know what it meant because she was not happy when I threw her on the bed."

fluff the blanket by trisomy October 5, 2010

Pig in a Blanket 

When a man wraps his penis in a womans fat roll's.

1) Man, did you see the size of that chubby girl?! I'd really love to make some pig in a blankets with her!
2) Man I'd love to pig in a blanket that!

Pig in a Blanket by Dick Face McQueen November 5, 2012

piggies in a blanket 

coating your partner's toes in a "blanket" of cum.

I admired her piggies in a blanket after emptying my balls.

piggies in a blanket by DMind July 12, 2012

scarlet fever blanket 

a wooly, scratchy, undesirable blanket. in a traditional sense: a red wool camp blanket with a couple of large gray or black stripes on it. similar to a camp blanket that white settlers would trade to native americans, and unintentionally pass along scarlet fever.

I have a scarlet fever blanket in the back of my Jeep...so we could load the firewood into my car if you want.

scarlet fever blanket by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

pig in a blanket 

Performed in the Doggy-style position. Occurs when a guy grinds his penis in a girl's buttcrack while squeezing her cheeks together so they completely cover his penis. Requires a nice, soft ass and lubrication, usually provided by the guy spitting on her butthole, or cumming on it after doggy-style sex, or after cumming inside her asshole and having her squeez it out while he grinds.

Cheryl has such a nice, plumb ass that I couldn't help but treat myself to a pig in a blanket after dropping a load on her crack.

pig in a blanket by Joe Johnsonx May 12, 2007

turd blanket 

Taking a shit in a blanket

If you cant think of anything better to do, put a turd in a blanket, roll it up, then let the party begin. turd blanket

turd blanket by kitchen_m_lundberg February 12, 2008