limp biscuit

A game in which a group of boys crowd round a biscuit and try to ejaculate onto it. When there is only one person left who hasn't ejaculated, he must eat the biscuit.

Some kids played limp biscuit last night. No one ate the biscuit because they all thought the first guy to get an erection in the company of other guys was gay so they killed him.

by GAYGAY September 14, 2008

suicide biscuit

when a group of men ejaculate on a biscuit and the last one that cums has to eat it.

endurance is a negative when playing suicide biscuit.

by walms October 16, 2008

waxing biscuits

Girl-on-girl hole grinding, where the legs are intertwined and participants are rubbing their ladyparts vigorously against each other.

Look at those chicks waxing biscuits. Looks like they're leg-wrestling.

by The Kerb November 22, 2006

Biscuit Train

The opposite of a gravy train job where you do nothing all day, a biscuit train usually requires full effort.

"I'm gettin' too old to be riding this biscuit train everyday!"

I'm dead tired from riding the biscuit train all day.

"Suck it up boys! We're on a biscuit train with gravy wheels!"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

air biscuit

A polite warning that flatulent expellations have been released in the general vicinity. (See: Oops I crapped my pants)

"Look out for that air biscuit" or " Don't bite that air bisicuit" or simply the emphatic "air biscuit" upon expellation. A notably rank or stale air biscuit is often referred to as a Whisker biscuit as in "that's no air biscuit, that's a whisker biscuit" or "whiskey" biscuit.

by CyberDruid February 11, 2006

funky biscuit

A beat or bass line that rocks the membranes of your brain and brings about a feeling of hedonism and ecstasy and puts a smile on your face

"Holy Fuckin' shit that is 1 funky biscuit!"

by jimithy2010 March 13, 2010

dank biscuit

high grade marijuana; stinky, stanky, potent bud. haze, kush, NOT regs or arizona. weed that gets you really high and smells amazing. bud with hairs, or crystals.. or both. mmmmmm.

Dana: "Hey dude, I got them dank biscuits.. You should come over and indulge with me."
Anna: "Ohhh shitttt, my dawg! I'm on my way!"

"I bought this shit the other day bro.. two words : DANK BISCUITS!"

by xloudwhispersx October 19, 2009