The Internet

is for porn.

Grab your dick and double click.

OMG THE INTERNET IS NOT FOR PORN

by nedMiles May 9, 2010

internet boyfriend

internet boyfriend, n. : A male acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.

Michelle talked to her internet boyfriend for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet him in person.

by goodgurl1313 August 27, 2005

internet censorship

If I kept entering entries like this, soon urbandictionary.com will also be banned in mainland China.

Internet Censorship is what you get when you attempted to browse wikipedia.org as a civilian in Chinese mainland.

by Peevee November 9, 2008

End of the Internet

The site that also does not exist.

ANON1: "Hey man, how do I reach the End of the Internet?"

ANON2: "You can't. It also doesn't exist."

ANON1: "OH SHI-... YOU CRAZY FOO!"

by AnonTweaker February 27, 2009

Internet Tough Guy

Someone who writes/comments on youtube videos/forums and argues with other people or insults other people with extreme confidence (confidence that they normally dont have) due to the anonymity of the internet.

If you tell someone fuck you in real life, they might kick your ass.

If you tell someone fuck you on youtube, they can't kick your ass because they don't know who you are. So ppl like to use this absence of consequence to fullfill their need to raise their self esteem.

Dude, look at this guy talking smack like crazy on youtube, internet tough guys... such losers.

by hondahonda December 15, 2011

internet

Naked woman picture finder

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Internet

The net webbing inside of your bathing suit.

Paul: Have guys check out my internet!

Jon: Your too poor to have internet!

Paul: No, the internet in my swim trunks, asshole.

by Imammyself July 30, 2009