betterfication

to better the situation.

dude, that party was totally betterficationed because of me.

by Ivar the legless January 24, 2009

cheater beater

An individual or team that triumphs over an enemy that is an acknowledged cheater.

The NY Giants are the cheater beaters in this year's Super Bowl!

by A.E. Joseph February 15, 2008

Wanna beiber

A douchebag who tries way to hard to look like the singer and performer "Justin Beiber".

He's such a Wanna beiber its not even funny.

by John dough yo December 1, 2010

giving a justin beiber

sucking a mooses dick while singing into its asshole

justin beiber:oh i just want someone to be giving a justin beiber

dude:you sick fuck!!!!!

by fuckyoufuckyou March 23, 2010

better than sex cake

Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.

Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"

Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"

Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."

Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"

Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"

Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"

Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"

Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"

by Thing 2 December 13, 2008

Justin Beiber Friday

This is what happens when you think its gonna be a Bon Jovi Friday (see Urban Dictionary Bon Jovi Friday) but realize that you in fact have to work the next day.

Not nearly as cool as a Bon Jovi Friday, the Justin Beiber Friday is pretty lame and disappointing...kind of like falling face first down a flight of stairs and landing in dog poo.

DUDE its Bon Jovi Friday BIOTCHES!!!

No stupid boss is making me work tomorrow so I guess this is a Justin Beiber Friday for me FML!

by I AM ERICA Bitch May 29, 2011

beater meater

the act of beatting your meat till your fuckin little nuts fall off into your bed...constantly.....

larry got damn u fucking fein im tired of you being a damn beater meater

by db gutta June 28, 2009