You've left third base already, but failed to reach home. Now you are currently stuck in the twilight zone of an awkward, in-between base. I am not talking baseball.
by Skullwood June 21, 2015
by Adel7 November 29, 2007
While eating Fruit salad, you must ACCIDENTAllY spill it all over your pants. You then go on to gain a boner. You watch porn but suddenly get sucked into computer and set back to the year 1969. Proceed to have sex with every single baseball player on the New York Mets of this year. Once this done, sacrifice one player of your choice and summon Posiden God of the sea. Have sex with Posiden and then ask him to send you back to the present time. Take the original spill fruit salad, spill it again but still ACCIDENTATLY onto your pants and resume the entire process once again. Once these steps are completed 68 times, you have reached 68th base.
by Dogs? March 10, 2010
Guy 1: I'm getting to 007th base tonight!
Guy 2: Don't let him drive your BMW, I want that after you die.
Guy 2: Don't let him drive your BMW, I want that after you die.
by Hakpute June 19, 2009
One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.
"I went though I went to Second Base with him on our first month anni, but it was actually third beacuse I gave him a handjob as well"
by Little Blue Patakha January 16, 2003
by blahblahb lahhdhssd July 10, 2006
One who possesses a great amount of swagger, which leads to the jealousy of those who do not posses it.
by heck5 January 19, 2011