Taking a limp peice of bacon and slapping it across an individuals face.
Also used as a verb pertaining to having intercourse with someone.
Also used as a verb pertaining to having intercourse with someone.
by Allison.grace.2 February 22, 2011
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When something is good but you really don't understand the hype. Like, bacon is good and all, but why do some people lose their shit over it? similar to 'overrated' (which is used way too much as a way of discrediting something without having to give a proper justification, most often when someone finds they have a disliking for a popular phenomenon and is resentful of those who embrace it.) but the difference is you're not an asshole and can let others like something without shitting on it just to be a hater. because you realize that it is good, but want to voice your opinion that it's not as good as all the hype.
Steve: hey babe, what do you want for dinner?
Monica: OMG lets get In-N-Out, I've been thinking about it all day since Becky had some for lunch at work!
Steve: In-N-Out? alright, but I don't understand why you like it so much. it's bacon to me.
other things that are bacon;
sports
beyonce
lady gaga
taylor swift
kanye west
halo
pho
frozen
hamilton
the office
game of thrones
DC comics
Monica: OMG lets get In-N-Out, I've been thinking about it all day since Becky had some for lunch at work!
Steve: In-N-Out? alright, but I don't understand why you like it so much. it's bacon to me.
other things that are bacon;
sports
beyonce
lady gaga
taylor swift
kanye west
halo
pho
frozen
hamilton
the office
game of thrones
DC comics
by nagaashi February 13, 2018
Get the Bacon mug.Cops (pigs/bacon) who park their cars, often out of sight, and wait for some sort of crime such as speeding to occur so they can give a ticket.
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John: My hot friend never has time to hang out with me....
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.
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Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.
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